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	Given enough coffee, I could Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Good communication is just as Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, ... more Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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	Docs? Oh, you mean the Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? more Author: Jerry Smith
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	if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	I'll quit coffee. It won't I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's ... more Author: From the television show Will and Grace
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	Only Irish coffee provides in Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four ... more Author: Alex Levine
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	RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	The voodoo priest and all The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing ... more Author: Mark Helprin
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	I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Coffee makes us severe, and Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. more Author: Jonathan Swift
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	COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	It is inhumane, in my It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a ... more Author: Dave Barry
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	Don't laugh at the coffee. Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Nothing is sad on a Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and ... more Author: Terri Guillemets
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	I don't understand decaf, it's I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex. more Author: A.C. Van Cherub
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	Do I like my coffee Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? more Author: Jerry Smith
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	All the coffee in Columbia All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	My blood type is Folgers. My blood type is Folgers. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Retirement is one great big Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	I like my coffee like I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	It's amazing how the world It's amazing how the world begins to change through the ... more Author: Donna A. Favors
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	Coffee makes me invincible. But Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I ... more Author: Terri Guillemets
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	A cup of coffee - A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, ... more Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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	Coffee leads men to trifle Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their ... more Author: The Women's Petition Against Coffee
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	Actually, this seems to be Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human ... more Author: Alexander King
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	I have measured out my I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. more Author: T.S. Eliot
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	Coffee: The first peripheral! Coffee: The first peripheral! more Author: Jerry Smith
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	C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Caffeine is my shepherd; I Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.It maketh me to ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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