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	The best way to stop The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	A custom loathsome to the A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful ... more Author: James I of England
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	Divine in hookas, glorious in Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipeWhen tipp'd with amber, ... more Author: George Gordon
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	To some, the cigarette is To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. more Author: Terri Guillemets
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	Forcing smoke down my lungs Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades ... more Author: Patty Young
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	I used to smoke two I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a ... more Author: Michelle Pfeiffer
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	Now the only thing I Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette ... more Author: Florence King
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	Yes, social friend, I love Yes, social friend, I love thee well,In learned doctor's ... more Author: Charles Sprague
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	Coffee and tobacco are complete Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. more Author: Turkish Proverb
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	A woman is only a A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. more Author: Rudyard Kipling
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	What a weird thing smoking What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel ... more Author: Russell Hoban
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	They threaten me with lung They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and ... more Author: Mignon McLaughlin
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	It is quite a three-pipe It is quite a three-pipe problem. more Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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	The cigarette does the smoking The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes ... more Author: Robert Burton
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	Your clothes smell heavily of Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled ... more Author: Robert Brault
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	Cigarettes are killers that travel Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Ods me I marle what Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in ... more Author: Ben Jonson
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	I've been smoking nearly 50 I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel ... more Author: Dave Beard
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	I want all hellions to I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's ... more Author: Carrie Nation
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	I'm glad I don't have I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why ... more Author: Mignon McLaughlin
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	Smoking is one of the Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. more Author: Jerry Smith
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	Good food, good sex, good Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these ... more Author: Mignon McLaughlin
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	Please don't throw your cigarette Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	A cigarette is a pipe A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	In a gathering of two In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted ... more Author: Jerry Smith
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	He who doth not smoke He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or ... more Author: Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
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	Smoking helps you lose weight Smoking helps you lose weight - one lung at a time! more Author: "Alfred E. Neuman" (Mad Magazine)
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	I 'd rather kiss a mad I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on ... more Author: Paul Carvel
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	There's a lot of people There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only ... more Author: Trey Parker
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