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	Fun is like life insurance, Fun is like life insurance, th' older you git th' more it ... more Author: Abe Martin
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	Two peanuts were walking down Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. more Author: Unknown author
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	Middle age is when you Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, ... more Author: Unknown author
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	The reason Santa doesn 't have The reason Santa doesn't have any children is because he ... more Author: Unknown author
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	If a woman uses a If a woman uses a vibrator when she's pregnant, will the ... more Author: Unknown author
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	Don 't play stupid with me, Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it. more Author: Unknown author
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	Friends are like condoms, they Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when ... more Author: Unknown author
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	Nostalgia isn 't what it used Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. more Author: Unknown author
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	I never repeat myself, so I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the ... more Author: Unknown author
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	Do they sterilize the needle Do they sterilize the needle for leathal injection? more Author: Unknown author
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	If the Jacksonville Jaguars are If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the ... more Author: Unknown author
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	If things don 't go right... If things don't go right... just go left.hahahah. more Author: Unknown author
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	Going to church doesn 't make Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than ... more Author: Unknown author
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	If you talk behind my If you talk behind my back, you're in a perfect position to ... more Author: Unknown author
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	Live everyday like it was Live everyday like it was your last, and eventually ... more Author: Unknown author
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	hahahah.He who laughs last didn 't hahahah.He who laughs last didn't get the joke. more Author: Unknown author
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	hahahah.What you call dog with hahahah.What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what ... more Author: Unknown author
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	hahahah.If you die in an hahahah.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up ... more Author: Unknown author
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	hahahah.The road to success is hahahah.The road to success is always under construction. more Author: Unknown author
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