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	Another possible source of guidance Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is ... more Category: Tv Shows
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	In the old days, it In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the ... more Category: Hanukkah
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	Mother Nature, in her infinite Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within ... more Category: Parents
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	Spreadsheet: a kind of program Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your ... more Category: Computer
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	Database: the information you lose Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. more Category: Computer
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	Hardware: where the people in Hardware: where the people in your company's software ... more Category: Computer
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	User, n. The word computer User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean ... more Category: Computer
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	A person who is nice A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not ... more Category: Kind
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	When trouble arises and things When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always ... more Category: Leader
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	I recently had my annual I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get ... more Category: Diet
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	Albert Einstein, who discovered that Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass ... more Category: Diet
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	Crabgrass can grow on bowling Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and ... more Category: Weeds
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	Scientists tell us that the Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a ... more Category: Cow
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	I have seen women walk I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football ... more Category: Football
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	It is inhumane, in my It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a ... more Category: Coffee
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	Thanks to modern medical advances Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, ... more Category: Birthday
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	Snowboarding is an activity that Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with ... more Category: Skiing
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	Skiing combines outdoor fun with Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with ... more Category: Skiing
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	If you were to open If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a ... more Category: Baby
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	Just get on any major Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will ... more Category: Travel
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	And that's the wonderful thing And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it ... more Category: Travel
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	The taxpayers cannot be relied The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing ... more Category: Music
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	All the shopping malls and All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are ... more Category: Music
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	Fishing is boring, unless you Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and ... more Category: Fishing
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	If a woman has to If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and ... more Category: Baseball
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	The leading cause of death The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling ... more Category: Woman to woman
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	I haven 't been able to I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the ... more Category: Basketball
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	If you had to identify, If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the ... more Category: Boss
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	In college, Yuppies major in In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to ... more Category: Business
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	Question: " I understand that Question: " I understand that Congress is considering a ... more Category: Tax
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