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	Graduation day is tough for Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony ... more Category: Graduation
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	As a graduate of the As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative ... more Category: Age
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	When my kids become wild When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe ... more Category: Parents
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	I have seen my kid I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning ... more Category: Teenage
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	Never lend your car to Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. more Category: Teenage
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	I am not a glutton I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. more Category: Diet
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	In general, my children refused In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't ... more Category: Advertising
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	If a man watches three If a man watches three football games in a row, he should ... more Category: Football
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	When I stand before God When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope ... more Category: Life
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	You have to love a You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence ... more Category: 4th Of July
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	The odds of going to The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and ... more Category: Shopping
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	Shopping is a woman thing. Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like ... more Category: Shopping
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	I do not participate in I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the ... more Category: Skiing
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	As a child, my number As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in ... more Category: Library
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	I 've been on a constant I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've ... more Category: Woman to woman
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	Being a child at home Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk ... more Category: School
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	The only reason I would The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could ... more Category: Running
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	We hit the sunny beaches We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping ... more Category: Vacation
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	The family. We were a The family. We were a strange little band of characters ... more Category: Family
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	Seize the moment. Remember all Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic ... more Category: Dessert
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	Never go to your high Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will ... more Category: Pregnancy
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	Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They ... more Category: Thanksgiving
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	What we're really talking about What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set ... more Category: Thanksgiving
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	What's with you men? Would What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest ... more Category: Men
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	There's nothing sadder in this There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake ... more Category: Christmas
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	Never go to a doctor Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. more Category: Medical
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	A grandmother pretends she doesn't A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on ... more Category: Grandparents
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	My theory on housework is, My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, ... more Category: Housework
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	My idea of housework is My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. more Category: Housework
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	The Rose Bowl is the The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't ... more Category: Housework
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