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	Mark Twain It is a time Mark Twain It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and ... more Category: Sad
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	"When the end of the "When the end of the world comes, I want to be in ... more Category: America
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	New Year's is a harmless New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no ... more Category: New Year
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	A new oath holds pretty A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, ... more Category: New Year
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	Yesterday, everybody smoked his last Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last ... more Category: New Year
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	New Year's Day: Now is New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your ... more Category: New Year
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	There comes a time in There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life ... more Category: Childhood
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	O Lord our God, help O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody ... more Category: War
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	Education consists mainly of what Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. more Category: Learning
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	Man is the only animal Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of ... more Category: War
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	Life would be infinitely happier Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born ... more Category: Age
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	Fort Yuma is probably the Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The ... more Category: Arizona
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	The first half of life The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy ... more Category: Age
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	A lie can travel half A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth ... more Category: Honesty
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	Often the surest way to Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell ... more Category: Honesty
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	Truth is mighty and will Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the ... more Category: Honesty
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	Truth is the most valuable Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to ... more Category: Honesty
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	Deep down in me I Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. ... more Category: Prayer
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	Every time you stop a Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a ... more Category: Education
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	Nothing seems to please a Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a ... more Category: Insect
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	Be careful about reading health Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a ... more Category: Health
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	Why is it that we Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a ... more Category: Curmudgeon
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	Pity is for the living, Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. more Category: Jealous
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	It is discouraging to try It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. ... more Category: Mind
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	My mother had a slender, My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a ... more Category: Mothers
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	Lord save us all from... Lord save us all from... a hope tree that has lost the ... more Category: Hope
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	It is human to exaggerate It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. more Category: Exaggeration
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	If we should deal out If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who ... more Category: Kind
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	Forgiveness is the fragrance the Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel ... more Category: Forgive
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	Thousands of geniuses live and Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by ... more Category: Confidence
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