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	Poets aren't very usefulBecause they Poets aren't very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or ... more Category: Poetry
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	Some tortures are physicalAnd some Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one ... more Category: Dental
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	At another yearI would not At another yearI would not boggleExcept that when I jogI ... more Category: Age
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	Children aren 't happy with nothing Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,And that's ... more Category: Parents
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	God in His wisdom made God in His wisdom made the flyAnd then forgot to tell us ... more Category: Insect
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	Some primal termite knocked on Some primal termite knocked on wood;and tasted it, and ... more Category: Insect
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	The cow is of the The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, ... more Category: Cow
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	Life is not having been Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed ... more Category: Life
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	I have an idea that I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by ... more Category: Women
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	So Columbus said, somebody show So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody ... more Category: Columbus Day
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	To keep your marriage brimming,With To keep your marriage brimming,With love in the loving ... more Category: Marriage
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	Marriage is the alliance of Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never ... more Category: Marriage
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	The reason for much matrimony The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. more Category: Marriage
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	Some one invented the telephone,And Some one invented the telephone,And interrupted a nation's ... more Category: Telephone
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	Middle age: When you're sitting Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night ... more Category: Telephone
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	The trouble with a kitten The trouble with a kitten is thatEventually it becomes a ... more Category: Cat
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	You are only young once, You are only young once, but you can stay immature ... more Category: Retirement
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	Middle age is when you 're Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday ... more Category: Weekend
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	Your hair may be brushed, Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy.You've had ... more Category: Weekend
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	Nothing there but basketball, a Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for ... more Category: Basketball
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	The more you earn, the The more you earn, the less you keep,And now I lay me down ... more Category: Tax
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	Indoors or out, no one Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind ... more Category: Tax
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	I think progress began to I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and ... more Category: Flying
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	A family is a unit A family is a unit composed not only of children but of ... more Category: Family
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	Progress may have been all Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too ... more Category: Civilization
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	People who work sitting down People who work sitting down get paid more than people who ... more Category: Job
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	Candy is dandyBut liquor is Candy is dandyBut liquor is quicker. more Category: Alcohol
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	There is only one way There is only one way to achieve happiness on this ... more Category: Integrity
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	A door is what a A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. more Category: Dog
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	People can't concentrate properly on People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people ... more Category: Christmas
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