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	I'm not afraid of heights, I'm not afraid of heights, just widths. more Category: Diet
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	If God dropped acid, would If God dropped acid, would he see people? more Category: Drug
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	If one synchronized swimmer drowns, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to ... more Category: Swimming
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	I went to a general I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy ... more Category: Shopping
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	I love to go shopping. I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. ... more Category: Shopping
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	Cross country skiing is great Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small ... more Category: Skiing
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	Last year I went fishing Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a ... more Category: Fishing
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	There's a fine line between There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on ... more Category: Fishing
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	Everywhere is walking distance if Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. more Category: Walk
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	I went to a cafe I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ... more Category: Perspective
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	Last night I stayed up Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. ... more Category: Poker
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	I intend to live forever. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. more Category: Death
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	I want to get a I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only ... more Category: Tattoo
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	In Vegas, I got into In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the ... more Category: Las Vegas
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	I named my dog Stay I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. ... more Category: Dog
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	I was trying to daydream, I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. more Category: Daydreaming
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	I hate it when my I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because ... more Category: Sleep
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	I think God's going to I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over ... more Category: Society
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	You can't have everything... where You can't have everything... where would you put it? more Category: Humorous
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	When I have a kid, When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those ... more Category: Twin
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